Top 5 favorite real-life names

  1. Our lawn guy Jose V. Donjuan
  2. Japanese cat calendar model and beloved neighbor Timmy Scroggins
  3. Former coworker Aristotle Soliman
  4. Ed’s client Whakyung Lee
  5. Houston wine guru Monsterville Horton IV

I really need to meet Monsterville so that I can truthfully say that I know all of these people.







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